She Tried to Murder ME!!!
YEP! SHE TRIED TO MURDER ME!!!!
What’s this you are wondering…… Yes, it’s true. I used to work in Costa Rica and fell in love with what I thought was a wonderful woman and we later got married. Granted it was six years after I left and in the mean time she had a child with another man. The child was not a problem. I actually loved the child very much and we got along wonderfully. So that part is out as an issue.
In the five years we were married we lived in Ecuador where I ran a school, US and Saudi Arabia; All three of us. We visited the UK, Spain, Netherlands, So, it’s not like I chained her up in a Concrete Bunker. We had a Sailboat and went sailing in some inloand parts of the Red Sea. Had a nice car and I bought her some gold, etc. We did OK for an English teacher and his family.
BUT, during the time we were married, I found GLASS, STRAIGHT PINS and STAPLES in my food. How did it get there? I didn’t put it there. She cooked the food. That stuff, if allowed to get into your digestive track, etc will do some major damage to your intestines, etc. Who knows what I might have eaten. SHE TRIED TO MURDER ME….
Once when I was working in Saudi she decided to get a Boyfriend whom she later married. I asked the daughter if HE was ever on her side. She said, “No, He doesn’t matter.” I had to ask why. Her answer was “Nothing he says matters in the house. He won’t say anything because that would be going against Mom.”
I guess HE’S afraid of getting MURDERED.
I escaped by the hair on my chinny chin chin.
What’s this you are wondering…… Yes, it’s true. I used to work in Costa Rica and fell in love with what I thought was a wonderful woman and we later got married. Granted it was six years after I left and in the mean time she had a child with another man. The child was not a problem. I actually loved the child very much and we got along wonderfully. So that part is out as an issue.
In the five years we were married we lived in Ecuador where I ran a school, US and Saudi Arabia; All three of us. We visited the UK, Spain, Netherlands, So, it’s not like I chained her up in a Concrete Bunker. We had a Sailboat and went sailing in some inloand parts of the Red Sea. Had a nice car and I bought her some gold, etc. We did OK for an English teacher and his family.
BUT, during the time we were married, I found GLASS, STRAIGHT PINS and STAPLES in my food. How did it get there? I didn’t put it there. She cooked the food. That stuff, if allowed to get into your digestive track, etc will do some major damage to your intestines, etc. Who knows what I might have eaten. SHE TRIED TO MURDER ME….
Once when I was working in Saudi she decided to get a Boyfriend whom she later married. I asked the daughter if HE was ever on her side. She said, “No, He doesn’t matter.” I had to ask why. Her answer was “Nothing he says matters in the house. He won’t say anything because that would be going against Mom.”
I guess HE’S afraid of getting MURDERED.
I escaped by the hair on my chinny chin chin.
posted by Teachergary @ 7:42 PM
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