How To Drink Vodka Successfully
How To Drink Vodka Successfully
Let’s face it. If you go to Russia or former Soviet Union you will undoubtedly be asked to drink Vodka. There is a right way and there is a wrong way. The wrong way is to say something like, I’ll have a vodka and tonic, or vodka and Orange Juice and sit there and be pithy and chat as if you hanging out with the chums or the girls at the club. After about four or five you have had it. They laugh and you puke your guts out.
Now there is also a right way. Vodka should always be drunk straight out of a shot glass.
The trick is after you do the shot, immediately take a drink of some type of juice, water or something like that. “Gee, isn’t that just like a Screwdriver.” No, it’s not because you should also have a table of food hanging around. Cheese, cucumbers, tomatoes, some type of chips or something to go down in the form of a solid is required. Don’t worry about thinking people will Dis you for eating a lot of food. It’s better to keep it down than have it come back up. If you find yourself wasted, just drink half of it. They’ll understand. But, you must hoist something. It’s rude not to.
If you notice, they don’t drink just to drink. There is always a toast to be had. There is a reason to drink Vodka besides just for the joy of drinking. It’s ceremonial thing.
Other uses for Vodka.
It will clean your whiteboard. It is a good antiseptic. It’s good to rub on your chest and back and then put a T-shirt and sweater on if you have some type of bug. Then you and your partner have to finish the bottle and you will then feel great. Also, if you have the Flu you can drink a shot glass with a spoonful of black pepper and it will cure any symptoms you have. I saw that done and it works.
You see... there are many uses for Vodka. You have to remember one thing…. People who don’t drink or smoke WILL DIE HEALTHY.
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Let’s face it. If you go to Russia or former Soviet Union you will undoubtedly be asked to drink Vodka. There is a right way and there is a wrong way. The wrong way is to say something like, I’ll have a vodka and tonic, or vodka and Orange Juice and sit there and be pithy and chat as if you hanging out with the chums or the girls at the club. After about four or five you have had it. They laugh and you puke your guts out.
Now there is also a right way. Vodka should always be drunk straight out of a shot glass.
The trick is after you do the shot, immediately take a drink of some type of juice, water or something like that. “Gee, isn’t that just like a Screwdriver.” No, it’s not because you should also have a table of food hanging around. Cheese, cucumbers, tomatoes, some type of chips or something to go down in the form of a solid is required. Don’t worry about thinking people will Dis you for eating a lot of food. It’s better to keep it down than have it come back up. If you find yourself wasted, just drink half of it. They’ll understand. But, you must hoist something. It’s rude not to.
If you notice, they don’t drink just to drink. There is always a toast to be had. There is a reason to drink Vodka besides just for the joy of drinking. It’s ceremonial thing.
Other uses for Vodka.
It will clean your whiteboard. It is a good antiseptic. It’s good to rub on your chest and back and then put a T-shirt and sweater on if you have some type of bug. Then you and your partner have to finish the bottle and you will then feel great. Also, if you have the Flu you can drink a shot glass with a spoonful of black pepper and it will cure any symptoms you have. I saw that done and it works.
You see... there are many uses for Vodka. You have to remember one thing…. People who don’t drink or smoke WILL DIE HEALTHY.
Also available at
http://free-esl-blogs.com/blogs/default.asp
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